Occasionally, hatchlings arrive into the world with special or unique circumstances.  We do our best to rehabilitate these chicks and introduce them to flocks of their peers, once they're old or fit enough to do so. 

  Some singletons fail to integrate, however, and these birds become residents. 

  Resident chicks are privately educated at our on-site boarding school and housed in climate-controlled dormitories. 

  Upon graduation, these chicks receive permanent, private housing and free-range status, allowing them to pursue their own interests and forge their own friendships.

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  This program is entirely satirical, but the chicks and exclusive perks are real.

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  Sponsor a chick to receive an exclusive t-shirt that's not available in our store, bi-weekly updates, and occasional extras we'd rather not spoil.