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Brown Eggs

about the chicks

Our signature chickens - "Scramblers" - are hybrids, which is fairly common in poultry.  Many chickens are cross-bred in backyards and small farms and they're still just as delicious and productive as their parents.

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 We've narrowed down what's important to us, developing our own hybrid, unavailable anywhere else.  We like eggs and poultry meat - that's why we're all here, living together.

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the "Scrambler" is a dual-purpose chicken that lays reliably, and offers a generous yield at harvest.

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Mail-order chicks...

day old chicks will be incubated-as-ordered, unless a shipping date is already marked on your selection.  Updates will be provided via the email provided in your order.

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USPS prohibits the shipping of live poultry between 2 days and 6 weeks of age.

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USPS allows the shipping of live poultry between April 1st and August, under the following circumstances:

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Day-old poultry must be shipped in a USPS-approved container ($6).

Day-old poultry must be shipped using USPS PRIORITY MAIL ($25).

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6-week old poultry must be shipped in a USPS-approved container ($15).

6-week old poultry must be shipped using USPS PRIORITY EXPRESS ($125).

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Live poultry must be shipped on a Monday or Tuesday, with adjustments for holidays, to ensure arrival at the final destination within 72 hours.

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Live poultry must be shipped without food or water, so timely acceptance of delivery and initial care is very important.

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​​Arrangements for pickup must be made within 72 hours of order.

Inside Greenhouse

sponsor-chick program

Some chicks are hatched special.

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"Barking Bitch Music Festival," "Burnt Bottom Bakery," "Chicken Lips Cosmetics Company," "Honey Ham's Real Pit BBQ,"  "Green Grass Gazette,"

"Grown Girl Athletic Association,""Mach-5 Coffee Company," "Mother Clucker's Easter Egg Manufacturing Company," "Nanny Boo-Boo Urgent Care," "Rated Ris," "Scapegoats PLUS,""Shitbird Security Services," "the Water Bowl-a-Rama" are trademarks of chicks+bitches livestock company®

​chicks+bitches Livestock company is a registered trademark.

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