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Green Farm

  Deep in the forgotten fifth pocket of Darlington County, we produce pork, poultry + pocket lint.

SPRING/SUMMER TEE PARTY!
BUY 4, GET 1 FREE! - COUPON: BFGO25

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introducing "The Scrambler"

the Great Dames

Vintage Carousel

​TWINS
TRIPLETS

​DWARVES
PYGMIES
FAINTERS

Semi-Annual
Kid Sale*

*I think we might really mean it this time. 

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BOTTLE BABIES

DOELINGS

WETHERS

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NANNIES AVAILABLE

sponsor-chick program

Some chicks are hatched special.

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"Barking Bitch Music Festival," "Burnt Bottom Bakery," "Chicken Lips Cosmetics Company," "Honey Ham's Real Pit BBQ,"  "Green Grass Gazette,"

"Grown Girl Athletic Association,""Mach-5 Coffee Company," "Mother Clucker's Easter Egg Manufacturing Company," "Nanny Boo-Boo Urgent Care," "Rated Ris," "Scapegoats PLUS,""Shitbird Security Services," "the Water Bowl-a-Rama" are trademarks of chicks+bitches livestock company®

​chicks+bitches Livestock company is a registered trademark.

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